McKenna started pre-school in September. It is so cute to see her with the other kids because she is so tiny. I kept thinking how fun it would be to see them all lined up together, so I asked them to pose one day. Here are the photos:
See that little, tiny, bug (second to from the left)? That's McKenna!
Here's a closer look:
McKenna has decided recently though, that she is NOT a big fan of pre-school. She cries, pleads with me, and carries on and on and on. However, we are paying to do this...she is going. But not before she tries to kill me first. To say she is in a "rebellion stage" right now would be an understatement. She has decided that NO ONE is going to force her to enjoy pre-school. She demonstrated this in her pre-school pictures recently. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. First, come back with me, to the day BEFORE pre-school pictures......
Every child apparently does this once in their young lives. Berkeley had her turn two weeks before this and McKenna decided to try the same thing. She cut her own hair. I had put McKenna in her room for quiet time, and was resting on my bed waiting for some headache medicine to kick in. The next thing I know, Kenna is asking me if she can get a drink. I noticed quick that she'd cut it and, when I asked, she fessed up immediately. With pride she announced that she had only cut "a little". WRONG!
Here she is BEFORE she found the scissors.... (notice the bangs and longer hair length):
...and AFTER her little mis-deed....(no more bangs, length is long and short all over):
Then some lady at "Great Clips" tried to fix it (that's supposed to be the "jagged bang look"):
It was frustrating...but at least we had a WAD of hair to show everyone who asked about her "pretty new haircut!". 
ANYWAYS.... Back to pre-school pictures.
We got to the studio and McKenna REFUSED to sit and smile for anyone. The photographer told us to just "walk and talk by the background" and he would casually snap a shot when she smiled. Well...Kenna was on to his evil plan. She stood there glaring the entire time. When Berkeley and I backed away from Kenna for a second.....this was the shot he got:
(Photo courtesy of Wayman Photography 2008)
Then today when we were talking about going to pre-school...she announces "I've had ENOUGH of my ABC's!". I thought I was going to die laughing. She proclaims to me "I DON'T want to do "W"...I already know that one...and I NOT going to go!" She lost this argument.
Near Halloween we also carved pumpkins. I always forget what a pain it is to dig all the pumpkin guts out. Luckily - we painted most of ours. BUT....this year I waxed all "Martha Stewart" on myself...and tried not one, but two of her Halloween ideas. I must have had a fever or something. Anyhow...here is Martha's version of the lime green and copper glitter pumpkins:
And here was mine (Take note: We made such a mess with the lime green pumpkin that there is NO copper glitter pumpkin. Maybe next year....NOT) :
As you can see....it is just NOT the same without a periwinkle wall in your house and black accents to boot. My bad.
BUT....hold onto your seats...because the other "Martha" idea turned out pretty cool. I was rather proud! Here is Martha's version of a green pumkin (called a Banana Squash?) with a spider carved in it:
And here is mine:
Not too shabby~! I was quite proud. Very cool looking...and that's coming from an arachnaphobe! (No doubt, spelled wrong.)
Finally.....a short story about cleanliness:
We have always kept diaper wipes on the back of our toilet, so that we can all keep ourselves "fresh and clean" (Perschon Good Potty/Body Ettiquette Page 1). Therefore, it is not unheard of for me to grab diaper wipes when I'm in a hurry and use them to wipe something off the bathroom floor, toothpaste out of the sink, etc. We also use the Kirkland brand of Clorox Wipes to clean around the house.
When the girls were little and they wanted to help me clean...I would hand them a package of diaper wipes and let them wipe down the walls, their bikes, toys...whatever they wanted. I didn't like them to touch the Kirkland/Clorox wipes because of the chemicals on them. However, as Berkeley & McKenna get older, I will show them the "proper cleaning items" and model "how Mommy does things" for chore time.
That said....
Recently I was at the store and decided to purchase some feminine cleansing wipes. I thought it might be good to see if these worked suffieciently, since the diaper wipes can get expensive and you can't flush them. I went home, put these feminine wipes on the back of the toilet, and went on my "fresh and clean" way. (You can see what's going to happen, right?)
A few days later, when I was in the shower, the girls were helping to clean up the house before company came. I hollered to Berkeley to please get the Clorox wipes and clean off our kitchen table. I hadn't heard Berk come into the bathroom...but when I got out of the shower I noticed that the "feminine wipes" package was empty on the bathroom counter. Berkeley had apparently been feeling too lazy to track down the Kirkland/Clorox wipes....
And that, my friends, is how our kitchen table got cleaned with feminine cleansing wipes.
EQUATE FLUSHABLE FEMININE WIPES....
For when your kitchen table has that "not-so-fresh" feeling...
7 comments:
LOVED it! Welcome back!
And it's really 3:04 am. Just got in from Twilight and see how dedicated I am to your blog!
Rave hated preschool for the first yr, that entire year we fought every morning without fail. He'd cry or just be mean. It ended the second yr, just poof! gone! Rave has cut his hair 2x, once when he was 2 and once when he was... um... 8!
That pic of McKenna actually loox posed! like she is supposed to look like a pouty model! it's great!!
LoL! Martha's was a banana squash and Urs was an acorn squash! mmmmmmm lovelovelove acorn squash!
I LOVE YOU! I was rolling laughing at your post, you seriously need to write a book. I love Mckenna's haircut, she looks butch! that was probably not very nice of me to say about your darling little princess! I need to go and read it again so I can laugh some more! YOU ROCK- this is why you need to update your blog more!
I LOVE the pouty picture!
I hear you on the Halloween costumes. From now on I am just cracking open the dress-up box!
Good to see you back up and running!
I am so going to hide all of our scissors now. I can't picture Lucy having the nerve to cut her own hair, but I would not put that past Penny for one tiny second.
Good to have you back Mel! Keep 'em coming!
I look forward to reading your blog. It makes me laugh. Morgan is my short one at age 9 she is still wearing size 6 pants. But what they lack in heighth they make up for in attitude.
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